...put this together so i can listen to it...

-bass-
old ass upright through this nasty Orange Cab...

 

-drums-
that is some major old timey shit right there, we'll get some weird looking marching band kid to hit a huge ass bass drum along with you.

-lead-
ah!  lap steel.  fuck yes.  play it good too!

and one of those Arp Synths that herbie hancock could rock the shit out of.  make it sound like space and chicken nuggets.

and to top it off, an ugly electric violin.
yer gonna need some pedals too.  wah, distortion and delay.

-rhythm-
don't even act like we can find someone to play this.  not even possible.
but you'll do it anyway, and some regular guitars too.

 

so yeah, faithful readers of the POTAH blog, please assemble this band and let me know when i can come see you perform.
i don't know what the hell your band name is supposed to be, so surprise me!

you shall not be defined by limits, genres or and labeling of musical styles.
you do, however, need to play these songs (any which way you like, obviously).

1.  "My Name is Jonas" as inspired by Weezer
2.  the theme song from the Nintendo Original 8-Bit video game 'The Legend of Zelda'
3.  "Brown Sugar" as inspired by The Rolling Stones
4.  "Mean Street" as inspired by Van Halen
5.  a medley of television themes including, but not limited too: 'Charles in Charge,' 'King of Queens,' 'Dallas,' Ren & Stimpy,' 'Three's Company,' 'G.I. Joe,' 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast,' 'The A-Team,' & 'Night Court'
6.  "Trapped Under Ice" as inspired by Metallica
7.  "Wooly Bully" as inspired by Sam Sham and the Pharoahs
8.  the Monday Night Football theme from 1993
9.  "Pinball Number Count" from muther fucking Sesame Street, lyrics should be sung in unison.  (see viddy below)
10.  "Fever Dog" as inspired by Stillwater
11.  "Stroker Ace" as inspired by WEEN
12.  A Super Mario Medley (all consoles since 1986 to please be included)
13.  "Time of the Season" as inspired by The Zombies
14.  "50/50" as inspired by Frank Zappa
15.  "King of the Road" as inspired by Fu Manchu

- worm